1. What type of hairstyle do you prefer on a woman?

1. A well-kept, classic cut
2. Something that's fashionable, but can be spiced up pretty easily
3. Loose, layered and flowing
4. Crazy '80s rocker chic

2. What speech pattern do you find most endearing?

1. Perfectly e-nun-ci-ated words
2. Perfect accents on foreign words and phrases
3. A low, sexy voice
4. Mangled sayings

3. Which woman would you trust the most?

1. Someone with seven personalities who's locked people in secret rooms
2. Someone who's been accused of murder (but exonerated!) several times, and who likes to frame her enemies for sexual harassment
3. Someone who tied a person to a wheel in a fun house and then accidentally shot and killed her ex-husband
4. Someone who planned to burn down her business for the insurance money and ended up setting another public building on fire, nearly killing a bunch of kids

4. Which woman's career would be the most advantageous for you?

1. Dean of a university: Easy access to exams — woo hoo!
2. Ambassador to a foreign land: free vacations — yeah, baby!
3. Art gallery owner: A chance to see (or create) nude paintings — hubba, hubba!
4. Salon owner: Free cuts — watch out, world, here I come!

5. When it comes to dealing with family, what method do you most respect?

1. Being loving, but a little too forgiving regarding your children's faults
2. Being loving, but a little too overprotective and controlling of your relatives to the point where you sometimes hurt them
3. Being so desperate to understand and bond with your children that you'll, uh, end up becoming super-close with their former significant others ... and we mean super-close
4. Trusting your children to take care of themselves while you go out partying

6. Which activity would be the most fun for you?

1. Singing bad karaoke
2. Jet-setting
3. Flirting
4. Drinking and gambling

7. What's your stance on telling lies?

1. Never! It's wrong, wrong, wrong!
2. It's fine if your lie will help a loved one — or yourself
3. It's a way of life
4. I wish I were better at it

8. What's your idea of a perfect date?

1. Attending a nice charity dinner or going to a sleazy bar; it all depends upon your mood that day
2. Attending the ritziest party of the year where you and your mate are the best dressed and best looking
3. Going to a dark club that has a well-hidden back room that keeps you away from your enemies and allows you and your date to "bond."
4. Going to Atlantic City, where you can play some slots and shoot some pool

9. What song best suits you?

1. "Just The Two Of Us"
2. "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend"
3. "Crazy For You"
4. "Luck Be A Lady"

10. Which best describes your idea of a happy ending?

1. You and your loved ones live happily ever after.
2. You and your loved ones live happily ever after .... in a huge mansion with servants, and everyone you hate is either dead or in jail.
3. You and your loved ones live happily ever after ... once you've managed to elude the authorities.
4. You and your loved ones live happily ever after .... once you win the lottery.